Do Not Impregnate a Toaster

I doubt this is true

https://www.theonion.com/elon-musk-rushed-to-hospital-after-attempting-to-impreg-1851106889

That is wild 💀

he was weak

hey

No

Yes.

EXCUASE ME YOU MAY NOT BE IMPREGNATING ANYTHING OR ANYONE

Yes.

Why ever not? Impregnating a toaster is efficient

Oh sorry I thought you meant soak it with a substance