My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Reproduction Jokes
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
