Reproduction jokes
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.