Reproduction jokes
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.