Reproduction jokes
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.