Reproduction jokes
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
My sister asked me, "Brother, how do babies come into the world?" Then my mom said, "Be quiet and fuck your brother, darling."
Is that the answer?
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.