Reproduction jokes
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.