Reproduction jokes
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.