Reproduction jokes
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Abortion is beautiful. I wish we could all be aborted.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.