Abortion Delivery

This is a dark joke using a play on words. It highlights the grim reality of abortion by stating there is no 'delivery'. It plays on the double meaning of 'delivery' in the context of jokes (how it's told) and childbirth.

• Abortion
• Delivery
• Funny
• Comedy
• Pregnancy
• Exception

• I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
• What [is] another name for an abortion? Canceling your delivery.
• Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
• The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.