What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
Reproduction Jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
My abortion.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
