Reproduction jokes
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
Anything can be funny with the right delivery, except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?