Reproduction jokes
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
How are shark eggs and your mom the same? They're both the biggest thing ever laid.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...