What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
Anything can be funny with the right delivery, except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
