Reproduction jokes
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.