What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This joke is funny 'cause it uses something awful—failed abortions—to create shock and humor. It's funny 'cause it's not supposed to be funny. You should feel bad for laughing because you are not smart! Now go back to eating your crayons.