Remembering jokes

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

Will you remember me in 7 years?

(Yes)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.

Um.

Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...