Remembering jokes

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a day?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Will you remember me in a year?

Mom: Yes.

Boy: Knock knock.

Mom: Who's there?

Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

Will you remember me in 7 years?

(Yes)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.

Um.

Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.

Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.