Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
