Remembering jokes
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...