Remembering Jokes

Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else

I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...

This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(

Remember the confession Booth is not a glory hole

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Are you suicidal? Remember if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.

Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu

as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...

I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any

I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good. Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.

i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......