as i grow older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Remember the confession Booth is not a glory hole
Are you suicidal? Remember if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says,"What are you doing?" "Baking a cake." The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes. "Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short term memory disorder and dyscalculia so please remember that no-one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
If your a simp, just remember, it means Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Knock knock who’s there Candace Candace who Candace be true you don’t remember me
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible
Remember the name Ben Andrews
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️
sometimes when im sad i remember i have a big dick
I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated
i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
