Remembering Jokes

I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm

I was digging and found some gold i was going to tall my mom then I remembered why I was digging

A acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word nucular is part of a penis.

Bf:babe do you love me? Gf:of course,why do you ask? bf:i heard that your mom passed away and i went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up and then i remembered why i went to the garden

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

(like if u understand)

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

remember kids, if ever ur bored kick an orphan

who they going to tell their parents?

Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole

You know why the twin towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable that a pentagon

remember 2000 it was scary

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?". She replied, "Two or three". Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing why?

Zozo the hobo is a hobo is a hobo remember he doesn’t have any money

I still remember my granddads last words,

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

white people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kil them, rape them and enslave them* natives: can y- white people: hey you remember all that horrible shit we did to you lets have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives