Remembering jokes

I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.

Person 1: "I love KFC."

Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"

"Baking a cake."

The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.

"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."

If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.

Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

Remember the name Ben Andrews.

Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.