To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
