You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
There are "nun" good jokes.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
