One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
