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Religion Jokes
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
