How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Religion Jokes
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can’t really have religions)
Science flew us to the moon. Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
What is meals on wheels to a christain nationalist that is also a conservative republican politician a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physicality handicapped and who is also well-endowed
Did you hear about the Mormons?
My friend asked me once, “Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room.” “Islam it is.”
Why a Muslim girl don’t like her dad and namaz. Bcz she has to get on her knees
Who was the first carpenter??? Eve, she made Adam’s banana stand…
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult
What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah’s Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says “Where’s Mohammed?
science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrappers
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
There’s only on reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum. In her religion you NEVER pull out.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
How do you make Holy Water?- Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
Why were Adam and Eve’s sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!!
Science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into two towers.