Religion Jokes

Anonymous

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Ok

Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it

merry christmas yall
in Cow

What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?

Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can’t really have religions)

aye

Science flew us to the moon. Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.

Anonymous

What is meals on wheels to a christain nationalist that is also a conservative republican politician a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physicality handicapped and who is also well-endowed

Utahs best

Did you hear about the Mormons?

Halarious

My friend asked me once, “Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room.” “Islam it is.”

Anonymous

Why a Muslim girl don’t like her dad and namaz. Bcz she has to get on her knees

Juan MooreBeer

Who was the first carpenter??? Eve, she made Adam’s banana stand…

Anonymous
in Adult

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult

Anonymous
in Adult

What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah’s Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion

igloo and you

A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says “Where’s Mohammed?

The Special

science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrappers

The Honorable Punjab

What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!

Anonymous

How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!

Anonymous

There’s only on reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum. In her religion you NEVER pull out.

Anonymous

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

Mohammered.

King Cat

How do you make Holy Water?- Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.

The Honorable Punjab

Why were Adam and Eve’s sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!!

Science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into two towers.