why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
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What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist.
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What do u call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. -- Which makes me an eighth theist.
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The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
There's only on reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum. In her religion you NEVER pull out.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!!
Religion
Why a Muslim girl don't like her dad and namaz. Bcz she has to get on her knees
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room." "Islam it is."
