What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried
how much pussy does a preist get nun
What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
Who was the first carpenter??? Eve,,,,, she made Adam's banana stand...
Religion... That is all
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What does the initials BIBLE stand for? Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
I’m in catholic school
What's your religion?
How did protestants performed in 16 century well done
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus
a Priest says to me come up my child then i said do i know you because your not my father
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus
I wanted to open a Brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was unfortunately not so well received.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult
