Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
If Jesus was real they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion.
They would call it crucifact.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers
what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Jesus took bread and said: "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said: "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise and Peter said: "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor
The Doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
My mom said i need Jesus in my life, So I drunk up the holy water ;}.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, "Its a bad habit"
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
🍷 📺 What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are ✝️ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support 👍 👍 👌 👌 😘 😘 😊 😊 💰 💰 💸 💸
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".
