Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
What does the initials BIBLE stand for? Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence
Who was the first carpenter??? Eve,,,,, she made Adam's banana stand...
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
Religion... That is all
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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