What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says "No you are not my son." The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says "Jesus Christ your back!"
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
