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My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
If were all gods children.. whats so special about jesus?
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore
Because he has holes in his feet.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"
of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! he obviously liked being nailed!
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
my gay ass: i want to find jesus religous mom: FINALLY me: grabs a noose
finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.
