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I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says "what about the children" the rabbi says "fuck the children" and the Priest says "do you think we'll have time
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies
Man walks up to a priest. The man says "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says "No you are not my son." The man says " Follow me." The man walks into the bar and the bartender says "Jesus Christ your back!"
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion
What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
