Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke plays on the phrase "no sex before marriage." See, orphans ain't got no parents. "No parents, no sex" get it? Ha! I get it, but I am smarter than you. Fun fact: Bears are known to have an IQ of around 70, which is probably still higher than yours!