Religion jokes
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.