Religion jokes
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
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HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.