Relationship jokes
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
I love everyone.
Memes
My sexlife xddddddddd
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Ttt.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
"Don't have sex" - Jake.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!