Relationship

Relationship jokes

House

    • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Stranger.

    Stranger who?

    Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?

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    • Pill

    • JACK AND JILL 2.0

    After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,

    Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,

    And Jill screamed "Chill!"

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    • Relationship memes

    Boyfriend

    • During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?

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    • Burrito

    • Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

    Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

    Gay.

    Friend: *begins to moan*

    Me: Finna hang up.

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    • Pen

    • I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭

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    • Funeral

    • At weddings, old people poke me and say, "You're next!" So I do the same to them at funerals.

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    • Mother

    • My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.

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    • Pedophilia

    • I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."

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    • Shooting

    • GF: Laying down.

    BF: GROANING

    GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?

    BF: Yeah, why?

    GF: Shoot that did in there.

    BF: Mmmhuugh

    Bone

    • My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.