Relationship jokes
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
Ttt.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
My sexlife xddddddddd
I love everyone.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
Why does my brother have no mom?
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.