Relationship jokes
I love everyone.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Ttt.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????