Relationship jokes
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Memes
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
Why does my brother have no mom?
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.