Relationship jokes
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
My sexlife xddddddddd
Ttt.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
"Don't have sex" - Jake.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
I love everyone.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?
It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
Why does my brother have no mom?