I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The dude is saying he banged your mom and that's why he's stuck footing the bill for your life support. Basically, he's claiming to be your daddy and is throwing it in your face that he has to take care of you. You're so dumb, you probably think the earth is flat!