Relationship jokes

"What is your number?" "Hi."

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.

What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?

You're my boo!

When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.

Adopted kid:

Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

Alex:

Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

Adopted kid:

OK, dad Alex.

Alex:

Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

Adopted kid:

I’m so glad I have a mom.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Wanna make out, Explain Bear?

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.

CJ and Declan's Relationship!

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.

Love you.

Your mom gay.

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

Ur mum gay.

Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.