Relationship jokes
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
I'm gay because I like men.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Mom!
Mom (DYM 65).
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.