Relationship jokes
Ya mums, ya dad.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
Memes
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)