The Disowned Son

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, numbskull. So, this kid asks his dad for a girlfriend, but the dad says no because the kid's only ten. Then, out of nowhere, the dad claims the kid isn't his son anymore, and the kid slaps him! Finally, they both tell each other to leave. I get it, you are not smart, but this kid is a straight savage! You wouldn't get it. You are not a savage. I am, though.

Comments (3)

whit did u mean am calling the cops

who made this joke?