Qualification Check

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. So, you know how there are options for relationships, like "single" or "taken"? Well, this joke adds "friended" as a third option, but it's checked off like it's some kinda consolation prize. It's kinda funny because it's like saying, "Well, at least someone wants to be my friend, even if they don't wanna date me!" See, I bet you didn't even realize that you are the prize.