Relationship jokes
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Memes
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
Also, not love everyone.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
I love you too.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Joe Mama!
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
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