Relationship jokes

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”

Joe Mama!

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?

You wait all day and nobody comes.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

Also, not love everyone.

I love you too.

Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?

What is so annoying? A younger sister.

My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.