Relationship jokes
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
yes
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Also, not love everyone.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Joe Mama!
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Mom!
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"