Relationship jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
Memes
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Want to have sex?
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Joe Mama!
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.