Relationship jokes

Your mam is gay.

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.

A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!

(Standing means: penis erection)

A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"

The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."

Eventually find me attractive.

Eventually find me attractive.

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I sucked a dick.

I have a son. Her name is Zara.

I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.

Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

PENIS PENIS

My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.

CJ and Declan's Relationship!

Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.

Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.

What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?

You're my boo!

I'm gay because I like men.

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.