Relationship jokes
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Joe Mama!
Also, not love everyone.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
I love you too.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm