If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Relationship Jokes
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Ur mum gay.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Love you.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Your mom gay.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
