Relationship jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."