Relationship jokes
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Memes
I'll really mist ya.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Mom! (DYM 3)
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Your bitch has Covid-19.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Mom!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Mom!