Relationship jokes
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Mom!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
GURL
"Princess, let's talk!"
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.