Relationship jokes
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
"Princess, let's talk!"
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
I love you, Tina!
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
GURL
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Where's your mom at?
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Mom!