Relationship jokes
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."
The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"
The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Bro smash or pass check?
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
I want to cream, rn.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world?
Nothing. She's fine.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."