Relationship jokes

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

What are twins’ favorite fruit?

Pairs 🍐.

What do you call a mom that is yours?

Your mom!

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.

I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.

Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.