Relationship jokes

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)

Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

Your mom's my dad. Think about that!

Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.

Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.

Years later:

Dad still did not come back.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.

"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!