Relationship jokes
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
bruh
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."