Relationship jokes
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Your mother.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.