Relationship jokes

Hi Mom, how are you doing?

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

Gf: Babe, do you love me?

Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.

Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...

Bf: Exactly.

Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.

SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

Some dude: Water you thinking?

Me: You're drowning in my head.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!