Relationship jokes
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Yo' mama is a joke.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Mum is the best!
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.