Relationship jokes
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.