Relationship jokes
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"