Relationship jokes
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
My brother when he sees a girl.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Hey daddy *winky face*
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."