Relationship jokes
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
POV: when u ask ur sibling something and they make this face?
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.