Relationship jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Your mom and your dad.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
My brother when he sees a girl.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
Official orgasm donor.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Hey daddy *winky face*
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!