Relationship jokes

Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

Life is like a penis.

Women make it hard.

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

Who did the bee 🐝 marry?

Her honey!

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.

When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣

Why do orphans like belts?

They remind them of their father.

My ex.

Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."