A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
i thought my wife was joking when she said she was gunna leave me because i wouldn’t stop singing “im a believer” but then i saw her face
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
what do u call skeletons having sex when the relationship is dead but ur still fucking
Wife: Honey, i love you
Husband: i love you all
Wife: awwww.......... Wait WHAT ?!?!??!
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Why did Karen leave me
Because I was a mushroom
Closer kin, deeper in!
babe it's over
AFTER ALL I DONE FOR YOU WOW I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR SISTER ANYWAY
I meant the movie...
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
