Man

Anonymous

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he’ll become a prince.

Computer

Anonymous

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”

Computer

Anonymous

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

Grandma

Anonymous

When your grandma says your she’s rusty but still manages to teach you

Make

Anonymous

Why did God make men? Because you can’t teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn… =^…^=

Girl

Anonymous

Son - Dad I’ve been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class Dad - Son that’s the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn’t for you!

Point

Anonymous

Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?

Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it

Fish

Big boy with a van

I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk so then I took him out for a walk then when I put him back in the tank he stopped moving

Alligator

Anonymous

An alogator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching

Trump

Anonymous

there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe

Orphan

Thedarkhumorqueenking

What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans

Daughter

Anonymous

Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, “Just for that you don’t get any butter for a month.”

Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, “Nice try.”

Sister

gummy_pug

my sister said downlaod amoug us on my ipad so i did then she teached me to play then she told me a code and told me where to put it and i typed in the code then she was the imposter and i was a crewmate so i was sticking with her and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Old

Anonymous

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)

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