Relationship

Relationship Jokes

Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?

One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.

Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?

Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok?

Son: Ok dad.

AFTER TEST

Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go?

Son: Son?

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.