my girlfriend was cheating in Uno
she's not the only one who can play that game
Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week
What can you tell a difference between man and a woman relationship? Both of them are just full of shit.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
2 friends are talking and the one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The Friend says, "I was in my car."
In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk but only one person knows about it.
Night chat. #love u forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Tj if u don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince relationship then I will screem!!!!!!!!!! It some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be ur friend do not understand!
i want coffee like my men
Dark
My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
My ex is like aids!!!! I can't get rid of him
Dear Gwen and Prince. Gwen and Prince sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest I really just wanted to be ur friends all both of u! Btw prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who aiden is! Sorry a milion times Zreina.
Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend
who thinks that prince should just avoid qwen are just continue the relationship
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
did know that girlfriend at the end it starts with an end so does boyfriend and friend have end at the end of it but family at the end it ily i love you
