I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.