Sex as Math Analogy

Sex is like math.

You add a bed.

Subtract the clothes.

Divide the legs.

And pray you don’t multiply.

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Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, you uncultured swine! You think you're all that because you posted a 'joke' about sex being like math? Let me break it down for your feeble mind. It's a play on words! You know, like the thing you should be doing with books instead of social media. It's saying all the parts of sex, like adding a bed, removing clothes, and spreading legs, are like math, and the thing you definitely don't want to happen, babies, is a multiplication. Do you get it yet, you troglodyte?

Comments (5)

that is funny

Hahahahaha