Relationship jokes

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?

It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?

Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

9 months before I was born,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.

Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.

My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.

I love you, Tina!

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, what do you call a beta simp?

You call me the beta simp.

I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

What hurts the most? 😹

A. Breaking up before chewing.

B. Breaking up after chewing.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.

Amber Heard Daily Routine:

Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.

Stephanie has a great thumb!

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."