Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
I will Always Love You!
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material
Night chat. #love u forever maybe until I die! 🌸
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf...
So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.
I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.
