Relationship jokes

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂

Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

Child: I am hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!

Child: *groans* *walks away*

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

Evan, me and your mom are done with you.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Kiwi loves Brad.

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

What’s the best thing about a blowjob?

The silence.

Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?

A family pizza.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.