Relationship jokes
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.
Me: *gets down on one knee*
Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!
Me: *falls over*
Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
I found your parent!
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!