Region jokes
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Go team Sky
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
The South.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
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