Region jokes

You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

What did the Indian say to the cow?

I lowe you, moo than anything.

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)

How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

What's WWE called in Africa?

Shadow fight.

What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?

A Chihuahua.

The South.

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.

It's a sad state of affairs.