Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
