Region

Region Jokes

Alabama

Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

Because their meat has to be in bread.

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BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Indian

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

Compliment

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

Compliment

How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

Compliment

How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"

Depression

I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.

It's a sad state of affairs.

Alabama

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

Fur

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Bar

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Orphan

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

Lamb

Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.