Red jokes

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.

Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.

A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.

Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.

The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,

The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

What's black, white, and red all over?

Lossvagus school shooting.

What's black, white, and red?

A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.

I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.

The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."

So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!