Red jokes
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What did I do with the internet?
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.