Red jokes
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
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What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Roses are red lord give me peace
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
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What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.