Red jokes
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Red hot 🥵
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Memes
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What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
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What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.