Red jokes
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.