Red jokes
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Roses are red lord give me peace
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
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What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.