Red jokes
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
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Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.