Red jokes
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
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What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Roses are red lord give me peace
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
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What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
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