Roses are red Violet are blue ur dad bought you
What red white and blue all over?
A dead cop
Friend: ooo I see Jessica Me: nice Friend: she got some red on her shirt Me: ye thats where the titanic hit her :///
Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing
what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get away from the man. Why did the man cross the road? Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
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roses or red voilets are blue the childern are fast but elmo is faster bow down to your master
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What’s red gold and blank in los Vegas.
Tupac
Roses are red violets are blue in the middle of the day give me money you!
what red and put out fire?
What do you call an Indian? Person in red cart a pack of Maltesers
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... He just red ringed, and rose up to Game Stop
Wolf looks like a fox It has the sharpest claws It has a bushy tail To eat it doesn't fail It has a coat of red My grandmother has said It hunts for search of food It is never never good
