If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. The bartender told them there was a magic mirror in the bathroom. He said that if you spoke the truth in front of the mirror, you would have your greatest desires, but if you told a lie, you would disappear.
The redhead said that she was the prettiest girl in the bar, and she walked out of the bathroom, and she got a thousand dollars. The brunette walked in and said she was the smartest one in the bar. She walked out of the bar with a new car. The blonde went in, she said, "I think..." poof, she was gone.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
