Red jokes
I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.
The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."
So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."
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Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Memes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!