Red

Red jokes

Wine

    • I like my girls like I like my wine.

    12 years old and locked in my basement.

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    • Poo

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

    Red memes

    Flag

    • Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.

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    • Little Red Riding Hood

    • Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?

    Answer: 16

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    • Cucumber

    • A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.

    The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.

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    • Lady

    • There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!

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