Red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

What cries, is red, and is a pokey boi?

The baby you just feed nails to.

I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

What's black, white, and red all over?

Lossvagus school shooting.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

What's black, white, and red?

A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.

I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.

The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."

So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.