What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is a real head-scratcher, innit? It's a play on words, see? It describes something red, green, and slimy sliding down a window, and then BAM! It hits you with "abortion of chips," which sounds like a messed-up order from a chip shop. Fact is, people with a high IQ don't usually go for jokes that are this obvious. You might need to watch a few more Rick and Morty episodes to catch up, genius.