Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Red Jokes
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Red hot 🥵
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
Sususususususu su usus u sussu susu susus us ususususus sususus red sussy amogus susususususus.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
