Red jokes
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Memes
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Red hot 🥵
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.