Red jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Red hot 🥵
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
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What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.