Red jokes
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
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What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!