Red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

Roses are red,

Lilies are white,

One race ends up dead

And the other ends up bright.

Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?

According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?

"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."

Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Foxy is red,

Bonnie is blue,

And Golden Freddy will kill you.

Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

What do you call a red potato?

A tomato. 🍅

(I know it's cringe!)

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?