What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
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What's red and runs up your leg? A homesick abortion.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What do you call a baby with red on it A baby in a microwave
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
