Red jokes
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Memes
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Red hot 🥵
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!