Red jokes
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
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Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.