Red

Red jokes

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Laughter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Love

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Pizza

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Coast

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

Bathroom

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Wife

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Frog

What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?

A frog in a blender.

U.S.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: The U.S. in 1919!

Heart

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Amogus

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Nut

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

Dread

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.