Red jokes

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

What do you call a red potato?

A tomato. 🍅

(I know it's cringe!)

What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

What's black and grey and red all over?

A dead r******.

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Foxy is red,

Bonnie is blue,

And Golden Freddy will kill you.

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.