Red jokes
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
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What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.