Red jokes
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What is red and puts out fire?
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
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Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.