Red jokes
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”